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 Yo Mama Jokes (Not mine found it off the internet)

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PostSubject: Yo Mama Jokes (Not mine found it off the internet)   Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:21 pm

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.

Yo momma is so stupid when she went to a 24 hour store she asked what time does it close.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that every time she burps her teeth have to duck!

Your Mamma is so short.... she could hang-glide on a potato chip.

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

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